Kabalo Kamo?
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING! ...
DID YOU KNOW THAT ? ...
* If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction ..
* if you are an average American, in your whole life you will spend an average of six months waiting at Red Lights...
* It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open...
* Leonardo Da Vinci (1452-1519) invented the Scissors...and the first Machine Gun. A vegetarian, he dissected animals to study and learn more about human anatomy.
* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing...
* Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite...
* The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet...
* The words "racecar; "kayak" and "level" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left...
* Banana is the worlds most perfect food...

Let's GO Banana! - The Worlds Most Perfect Food!
Bananas containing three natural sugars: sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber; can give an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute
workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.
PMS: Forget the pills- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron-- bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work: Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. InThailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.
Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%.
So! -- a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, --"A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
FOOTNOTES TO HISTORY:
In other countries like the U.S., Russia, China, Bolivia, Vietnam, etc... their National Hero is a leader of the War or Revolution; while in the Philippines the National Hero is just a REFORMIST.
The Americans were the ones who chose JOSE RIZAL as our National Hero.
This was because Rizal was a perfect example of a hero whom the masses can imitate, which could not resist to their foreign rule.
In Renato Constantino's essay entitled "Veneration without Understanding", conservative illustrados composed the Philippine Commission which approved the laws making Jose Rizal as the National Hero.
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Hiligaynon Version of the National Anthem
Himno Nacional de Filipinas
SOLFED National President, Save Our Languages through Federalism, Foundation, Inc.)
Based on the Spanish text by Jose Palma, 1899.
Anak sang adlaw sa sidlangan,
Kalayong nagadabdab
Buhi sa imong dughan.
Duyan sang baganihan,
Sa manalakay
Indi gid magpalapak.
Panganod, bukid, kag kadagatan,
Nagasaot nagatunog ang binalaybay
Sang hinigugmang kahilwayan.
Suga sing kadalag-an.
Indi gid magdulom ang silak sang
Bituon niya kag adlaw.
Katam-is gid magpuyo sa sabak mo.
Among himaya ihalad, kun lupigan ka,
Amon kabuhi, mga anak nimo.
Based on the Spanish text by Jose Palma, 1899.
This edition November 4, 2005
Anak kang adlaw sa sidlangan,
Kalayong gadaba-daba,
Buhi sa imong dughan.
Duyan ka baganihan,
Sa manarakay
Bukon gid magpalapak.
Panganod, bukid, kag kadagatan,
Nagasaot nagatunog ang binalaybay
Kang hinigugmang kahilwayan.
Gasiga it kadarag-an.
Bukon gid magdurom ang sirak kang
Bituon na kag adlaw.
Katam-is gid magpuyo sa sabak mo.
Among himaya ihalad, kun lupigan kaw,
Amon kabuhi, mga anak nimo.
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
yet hat in the plural would never be hose, and the
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
but not one amend?
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"IT IS BETTER TO LIGHT A CANDLE THAN CURSE THE DARKNESS"
POINTS TO PONDER: "IRAQ" Very interesting - Did you know?
1. The "Garden of Eden" was in Iraq. In sumerian the word “Eden or Dilmun" meant simply "fertile plains".
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of ancient civilization.
3. Noah built the "Ark" in Iraq. In year 2900 BC Noah or “Ziusudra" built the ark in Sumer, now southern Iraq.
4. Abraham (2166-1991 BC) was from Ur, in southern Iraq. Abraham’s original name was "Abram" (Father/leader of many).
5. The prophet Jonah was from Nineveh which lies on the east bank of the river Tigris in Iraq.
6. Nebuchadnezzar II (605-562 BC), King of Babylon - captured Jerusalem in 589 BC. He is also credited with the construction of the famous "Hanging Gardens of Babylon” one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.
7. The "Tower of Babel" was in Iraq. Referred to by the Babylonians as "Etemenanki", this was built to stand 295 feet high . It begun crumbling in 478 BC.
8. The prophet Ezekiel preached in Iraq.
He was a priest who in 598 BC, had been deported as a prisoner fromJerusalem. He settled in Tell (Mount) Abib near Chobar in Babylonia.
9. Belshazzar (553 BC)--The last native king of Babylon was warned of his doom by a miraculous "handwriting on the wall" which was interpreted by the prophet Danie l (5:1-4).
10. Melchior-King of Arabia, one of the three wise men from the east who paid homage to the infant Jesus was from Iraq. The two others were Gaspar of Tharsis (now part of modern day Spain) and Balthasar of Sheeba (Ethiopia).
And you may probably know, that Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But did you know that Iraq is the second?
However, is is referred to as Babylon/Babylonia, Land of Shinar, Accad, Assyria, Chaldea and Mesopotamia.
The word "Mesopotamia" coined in antiquity by Greek historians, meaning "(the land) between the rivers" specifically between the Tigris and the Euphrates rivers. The name Iraq means a country with deep roots.
Now, since America is typically represented by an Eagle; what do you say about this verse in the Koran Prophecy:
(9:11)"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo!, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; -- for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace"
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(From: Manny Faelnar) RE: Menardo Jimenez speech at Siliman Univrsity---July 14/06
In our quest to defend, protect and promote our Non-Tagalog Filipino languages, lets us ponder on the words of Menardo G. Jimenez, Senior Vice President Retail Business Group, PLDT, and OIC Wireless Consumer Division, Smart, given at the 93rd Commencement Exercises of Silliman University this year:
"When you go out to the real world, you will realize that there are many people out there who have great ideas and great plans. And that is good.
But like I always tell my team in PLDT, what separates the good from the great is execution. We can spend endless hours and tons of money strategizing, planning, team building, and analyzing to come out with a great plan. But until we execute that plan, that's all it will ever be, a plan."
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3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you
4. When you say, "I love you," mean it.(Oh! Really?)
5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. (If you
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. (Yes!..If
7. Believe in love at first sight. (I thought Love is Blind!)
8. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. (Disagree but
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.Clothes doesn't make the man)
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. (Amen..)
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (Experience is the best
17. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. (Through
19. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to
20. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino named Eleuterio a.k.a. "Teroy".
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?" Dave, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's ob yus to me dat the fastest thing is Diarrhea."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats...
"Oh, I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, 'tang ina, sir, I had alreydi shit in my pants!"
"Teroy" is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
If Noah was a Filipino...
It is the year 2005 and Noah lives in the PHILIPPINES.
The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year I am going to make it rain and cover the whole Earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth.
Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark." In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark.
Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark.
"Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."
Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard weeping.
"Noah." He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"
"Lord please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best but there were big problems.
First, I had to get a Mayor's permit for construction and your plans "did not comply with the codes". I had to hire their "engineering firm" and "redraw" the plans & specs.
Then I got into a fight with Municipal Fire Safety Inspector over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system and extinguishers.
Then my neighbors objected, claiming I was violating zoning ordinances by building the Ark in my front yard, so I had to get a permit from the municipal planning office.
The Municipal Planning office told me to get a barangay clearance. But when I went to the Barangay Captain, he said I should first get a permit from the municipal planning office. So I got confused.
I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to protect the Monkey-Eating Eagle. I finally convinced the DENR that I needed the wood to save the eagles. However, the DENR won't let me catch any eagles . So, no eagles.
The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the KMU. Now I have 18 carpenters on the Ark, but still no eagles.
When I started rounding up the other animals, I got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me only taking two of each kind aboard.
Just when I got the suit dismissed, the DENR again notified me that I could not complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact assessment on your proposed flood. They didn't take very kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of the Creator of the universe.
Then the DPWH demanded a map of the proposed new flood plan. I sent them a globe.
Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the DOLE that I am practicing discrimination by not taking godless, unbelieving people aboard!
The BIR has seized all my assets, claiming that I'm building the Ark in preparation to flee the country to avoid paying taxes. I just got a notice from the BIR that I owe some kind of user tax and failed to register the Ark as a recreational watercraft.
The NBI and ISAFP each wanted a piece of the action alleging that the Ark would be used by Garcillano to escape.
The PNP on the other hand insists that Mr. Arroyo might use the Ark to flee to the USA.
Malacanang sees the opportunity to use the Ark for GMA's Strong Republic Nautical Highway presidential campaign sorties.
Upon hearing my building the Ark, Congress did what they always do --- formed a fact-finding committee. I'm not worried about that though because they've never had anything! done anyway.
Finally the Senate got the courts to issue a TRO against further construction of the Ark, saying that since God is flooding the earth, it is a religious event and therefore unconstitutional.
I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another 10 or 16 years!" Noah wailed.
The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"
"No," said the Lord sadly...."The government is already doing that."


